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Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot masturbate.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race
has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word
would be "meetings".

Ambas as observações brilhantes são de Dave Barry, humorista americano e vencedor do prémio Pulitzer.