quinta-feira, setembro 30, 2010

This just in (44)

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied, "Mum I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Paris...
Their first night there, she undressed as he did, there she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning."
He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
The following night was the same - she stood there wearing the black panties and he was in his birthday suit - but now he was wearing a black condom ..
She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"
He replied, "I Want to offer my deepest condolences."

quarta-feira, setembro 29, 2010

Soutien que pode salvar vidas

Saiu para o mercado que se transforma numa mascara de gás. Sim, é verdade aqui está o Emergency BRA da EBBRA. O sossego de estar prevenida para uma manifestação onde lancem gás pimenta custa cerca de $30 USD.

terça-feira, setembro 28, 2010

segunda-feira, setembro 27, 2010

Zombie humor

domingo, setembro 26, 2010

Pretty sure this should have ripped a hole in the space time continuum. Too much awesome in one place. [Mike Mitchell]

sábado, setembro 25, 2010

sexta-feira, setembro 24, 2010


Dear Twilight Fans,

Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


quarta-feira, setembro 22, 2010


Aqui vos deixo um artigo que menciona que os serviços de inteligência britânica MI6 usavam sémen para mensagens secretas na altura da primeira guerra. Quem foi o brilhante autor desta ideia com "tinta invisível"? Mansfield Cumming. Brilhante!

quarta-feira, setembro 15, 2010

terça-feira, setembro 14, 2010

E tu és parecido com quem?

Noutro dia fui jogar futebol com o meu irmão mais novo e os amigos dele estavam a dizer que somos muito parecidos. Fizeram-me lembrar este cartoon:

terça-feira, setembro 07, 2010

mensagem especial

segunda-feira, setembro 06, 2010

Pais com pinta

É bom de ver que há pais que ainda conseguem ser mais espertos que os filhos.