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Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

• If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
  
• If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
• If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
  
• If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. 

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. ... So, if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit!