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margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 291px; height: 436px;" src="http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/OB-NN187_lying1_EV_20110414170948.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Deixo-vos com esta &lt;a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2011/04/14/an-eastehttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifr-message-from-ricky-gervais-why-im-an-excellent-christian/"&gt;mensagem de Páscoa do Ricky Gervais&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aproveitem e leiam também a &lt;a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2010/12/19/a-holiday-message-from-ricky-gervais-why-im-an-atheist/"&gt;mensagem de Natal&lt;/a&gt; dele caso ainda não o tenham feito. 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Tirei 93%.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-3723906195488459203?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/3723906195488459203/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=3723906195488459203&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/3723906195488459203'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/3723906195488459203'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2011/03/um-teste-de-memoria.html' title='Um teste de memória'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-9135996074227841899</id><published>2011-02-14T07:58:00.004Z</published><updated>2011-02-14T09:14:51.059Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>Dia do namorados</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/TUkjNladA2I/AAAAAAAADWM/5ca4RI07ffI/s1600/vday_ToLi.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; 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margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 360px; height: 124px;" src="http://wulffmorgenthaler.com/strip/WM_strip_DK_20110203.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-3485813610300479093?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/3485813610300479093/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=3485813610300479093&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/3485813610300479093'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/3485813610300479093'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2011/02/proxima-guerra-mundial.html' title='A próxima guerra mundial...'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-69244217339625786</id><published>2011-02-03T07:00:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-02-03T07:00:09.232Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>This just in (51)</title><content type='html'>Parece guião de filme pornográfico, mas ao que tudo indica passou-se na Rússia onde o frio é muito...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Indivíduo preparava-se para assaltar o estabelecimento quando se viu &lt;a href="http://www.tvi24.iol.pt/geral/assalto-russia-cabeleireiro-tvi24/1058236-4207.html"&gt;imobilizado e escravizado sexualmente pela proprietária do salão&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-69244217339625786?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/69244217339625786/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=69244217339625786&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/69244217339625786'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/69244217339625786'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2011/02/this-just-in-51.html' title='This just in (51)'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-6543532241225049947</id><published>2011-02-02T11:30:00.002Z</published><updated>2011-02-02T11:30:05.643Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><title type='text'>citação do dia (22)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://rlv.zcache.com/unbeatable_tshirt-p235481728776915415qni3_400.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://rlv.zcache.com/unbeatable_tshirt-p235481728776915415qni3_400.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A Ali quote I especially like: &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;‎”It’s hard to beat a guy when he’s got his mind made up that he’s going to win.”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-6543532241225049947?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/6543532241225049947/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=6543532241225049947&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/6543532241225049947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/6543532241225049947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2011/02/citacao-do-dia-22.html' title='citação do dia (22)'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-1177266744005481679</id><published>2011-02-01T10:38:00.000Z</published><updated>2011-02-01T10:39:35.284Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>aqui eu percebo a confusão</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfw9kg1HFS1qzeftvo1_400.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 366px;" src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfw9kg1HFS1qzeftvo1_400.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-1177266744005481679?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/1177266744005481679/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=1177266744005481679&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/1177266744005481679'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/1177266744005481679'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2011/02/aqui-eu-percebo-confusao.html' title='aqui eu percebo a confusão'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-7200122292744831944</id><published>2011-01-29T13:48:00.001Z</published><updated>2011-01-29T13:49:27.000Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gadgets+Invenções'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>Tempo é dinheiro...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.viralviralvideos.com/2011/01/23/how-to-do-things-fast-compilation/"&gt;How To Do Things Fast Compilation&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-7200122292744831944?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/7200122292744831944/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=7200122292744831944&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/7200122292744831944'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/7200122292744831944'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2011/01/how-to-do-things-fast-compilation.html' title='Tempo é dinheiro...'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-6389719575438812957</id><published>2011-01-27T12:59:00.000Z</published><updated>2011-01-27T13:00:39.736Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>Esta apanhou-me desprevenido</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/quickpicks1.png"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 479px; height: 114px;" src="http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/quickpicks1.png" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-6389719575438812957?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/6389719575438812957/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=6389719575438812957&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/6389719575438812957'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/6389719575438812957'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2011/01/esta-apanhou-me-desprevenido.html' title='Esta apanhou-me desprevenido'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-48202073745755490</id><published>2011-01-24T18:17:00.000Z</published><updated>2011-01-24T18:18:19.811Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><title type='text'>O que querem aqueles numeros dos cartões</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/01/340x_CrackingCreditCode1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 340px; height: 968px;" src="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/01/340x_CrackingCreditCode1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-48202073745755490?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/48202073745755490/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=48202073745755490&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/48202073745755490'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/48202073745755490'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2011/01/o-que-querem-aqueles-numeros-dos.html' title='O que querem aqueles numeros dos cartões'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-3276346909468420480</id><published>2011-01-22T00:02:00.004Z</published><updated>2011-01-22T00:07:04.289Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>O Crocodile Dundee já era</title><content type='html'>Hoje deparei com a seguinte notícia: &lt;a href="http://www.ionline.pt/conteudo/99254-turista-bebado-mata-tubarao-no-egipto"&gt;Turista bêbado mata tubarão no Egipto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Dragan Stevic&lt;/span&gt;, um sérvio claramente fora-de-série, de um instinto tão apurado que até bêbado que nem um cacho "aterrou com os pés na cabeça de um tubarão que já matara uma pessoa em Sharm El Sheikh e ferira outras quatro".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O que podia ter dado em mais um incidente de &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8dsAkx_ojs"&gt;balconing&lt;/a&gt; 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It's fine to be proud of it. But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around. And please don't try to shove it down my kid's throats.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lamebook.com/you-win-some/winsome1-2/"&gt;Sabedoria facebookiana.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-7297602498050583419?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/7297602498050583419/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=7297602498050583419&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/7297602498050583419'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/7297602498050583419'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2011/01/bem-visto.html' title='Bem visto'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-7269516913290301908</id><published>2011-01-13T19:36:00.003Z</published><updated>2011-01-13T19:48:51.039Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>Foood....!? Como é que foi isso?</title><content type='html'>Na passagem de ano um jovem italiano de 28 anos estava a curtir a sua festa quando foi alvejado na cara. Sim, pelos vistos em Nápoles os festejos do ano novo são acompanhados de tiros para o ar e este rapaz teve o azar de levar com um mesmo nas trombas. Claro que este jovem foi transportado para o hospital de urgência a ver se alguém o podia salvar... Não foi preciso. &lt;a href="http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/01/11/man-sneezes-bullet-shot/"&gt;Darco Sangermano&lt;/a&gt; sentiu uma necessidade enorme de espirrar e com o seu enorme espirro de cara ensanguentada saiu a bala de calibre 0.22. Ninguém consegue explicar como isto ocorreu.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Explicação do médico:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;"He was a very lucky man, he could have been killed," Dr. Sid Berrone said. "The bullet went through his temple, behind his eye, entered the nasal cavity and then became lodged in his nostril before he sneezed it out. Amazing."&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-7269516913290301908?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/7269516913290301908/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=7269516913290301908&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/7269516913290301908'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/7269516913290301908'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2011/01/foood-como-e-que-foi-isso.html' title='Foood....!? 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src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-1762852699001002395</id><published>2010-12-28T10:44:00.001Z</published><updated>2010-12-28T10:47:47.976Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>Que tal foi esse Natal?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.wulffmorgenthaler.com/striphandler.ashx?stripid=a36afbd9-057c-4e25-bc00-cf00cce0417b"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 441px; height: 152px;" src="http://www.wulffmorgenthaler.com/striphandler.ashx?stripid=a36afbd9-057c-4e25-bc00-cf00cce0417b" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img 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href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/6561292402718068913'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/12/todos-um-bom-nataaaaaaal.html' title='A todos um bom Nataaaaaaal'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/TQhliVPEnHI/AAAAAAAADTY/EdyuUycrobo/s72-c/tumblr_ldg3rucU471qzlfumo1_500.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-5602666349150828010</id><published>2010-12-23T09:39:00.001Z</published><updated>2010-12-23T09:41:06.576Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>This just in (50)</title><content type='html'>A Europa vista por um tuga:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/TRMY3C7O9dI/AAAAAAAADTg/wViOWICjVfk/s1600/EUROPA.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 284px; height: 243px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/TRMY3C7O9dI/AAAAAAAADTg/wViOWICjVfk/s200/EUROPA.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5553810099435140562" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-5602666349150828010?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/TRMY3C7O9dI/AAAAAAAADTg/wViOWICjVfk/s72-c/EUROPA.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-6917832749043109526</id><published>2010-12-17T09:01:00.002Z</published><updated>2010-12-17T09:01:45.939Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><title type='text'>I'll have what he is having...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QNfgu-bYEvc?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QNfgu-bYEvc?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" 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having...'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-936494912483703547</id><published>2010-12-10T15:26:00.002Z</published><updated>2010-12-10T15:28:24.203Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><title type='text'>Putos Russos e Marados dos cornos...</title><content type='html'>&lt;iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IIFZcsVcRH8" frameborder="0" height="390" width="480"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aqui devia ouvir-se o nosso tuga a gritar:&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;TU BATES MAL MAN!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-936494912483703547?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/936494912483703547/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=936494912483703547&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/936494912483703547'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/936494912483703547'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/12/putos-russos-e-marados-dos-cornos.html' title='Putos Russos e Marados dos cornos...'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/IIFZcsVcRH8/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-3353378842893892366</id><published>2010-12-04T12:10:00.001Z</published><updated>2010-12-04T12:11:42.233Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Publicidade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>Dever cívico</title><content type='html'>Acabado de visitar um site com uma ideia brilhante resolvi copia-lo descaradamente e criar a versão portuguesa: &lt;a href="http://tuestacionascomo1abesta.pt.to/"&gt;http://tuestacionascomo1abesta.pt.to&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Façam o favor de alertarem as BESTAS que por aí circulam.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-3353378842893892366?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/3353378842893892366/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=3353378842893892366&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/3353378842893892366'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/3353378842893892366'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/12/dever-civico.html' title='Dever cívico'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-2102661550455464048</id><published>2010-12-03T00:42:00.000Z</published><updated>2010-12-03T00:42:00.402Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Publicidade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>É como os gelados da Olá!</title><content type='html'>e mais uma vez um assunto que pode ter passado desapercebido a algumas pessoas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3Qg9G3_v4XY?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3Qg9G3_v4XY?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;quem gosta... gosta sempre!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-2102661550455464048?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-8581501445136865032</id><published>2010-12-02T08:57:00.000Z</published><updated>2010-12-02T08:57:00.651Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bola'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>Será que é por causa isto?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/1729.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 143px;" src="http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/1729.gif" border="0" alt="" 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TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-504180528908642133</id><published>2010-12-01T08:14:00.005Z</published><updated>2010-12-01T08:53:51.222Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Publicidade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>TSA Sucks!</title><content type='html'>Se na minha primeira visita aos Estados Unidos da América já não gostei que me tirassem as impressões digitais de todos os dedos e uma fotografia logo na saída do avião, imagino que esta história dos apalpões da TSA me venha a incomodar brevemente. Já houve a polémica das &lt;a href="http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/10/malandrices.html"&gt;fotografias&lt;/a&gt; que saíram para a Internet dos body scans, noticias sobre &lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/5692311/airline-pilots-fight-against-tsa-body-scans-too"&gt;pilotos que se recusam a voar&lt;/a&gt; por causa dos scanner, &lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/search/body%20scan?p=2&amp;amp;timerange=all"&gt;etc&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Há um poster sobre a história de segurança nos aeroportos:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/11/500x_tsa-gone-wild.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 249px; height: 1440px;" src="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/11/500x_tsa-gone-wild.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Há posters a gozar com a TSA e o Governo dos USA:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/11/500x_land-of-the-free.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 215px; height: 233px;" src="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/11/500x_land-of-the-free.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Já houve quem fizesse protestos:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/B8fEvwpQF68?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B8fEvwpQF68?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Imagino que o Bin Laden esteja na sua caverna a gozar:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcqbn6O47a1qzlfumo1_500.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 348px; height: 243px;" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcqbn6O47a1qzlfumo1_500.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aposto que ele não imaginava que a maioria dos seus terroristas iam começar a perder a virgindade nas revistas "aleatórias" que se fazem nos aeroportos mesmo depois de passar no full body scan...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-504180528908642133?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/504180528908642133/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=504180528908642133&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/504180528908642133'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/504180528908642133'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/12/tsa-sucks.html' title='TSA Sucks!'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-6465081207455237189</id><published>2010-11-29T11:44:00.000Z</published><updated>2010-11-29T11:45:02.792Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Publicidade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><title type='text'>Que confusão do catano!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcmknattam1qzlfumo1_500.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 461px; height: 418px;" src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcmknattam1qzlfumo1_500.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-6465081207455237189?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/6465081207455237189/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=6465081207455237189&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/6465081207455237189'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/6465081207455237189'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/11/que-confusao-do-catano.html' title='Que confusão do catano!'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-3291994616942756550</id><published>2010-11-26T14:45:00.001Z</published><updated>2010-11-26T14:45:00.834Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bola'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Publicidade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>Quando o mundo do desporto roça o porno</title><content type='html'>Estas são algumas das imagens que se pode encontrar &lt;a href="http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/sporno"&gt;neste site&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/sporno-gallery/chelseasprono.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 313px; height: 410px;" src="http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/sporno-gallery/chelseasprono.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/sporno-gallery/cassell1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 313px; height: 412px;" src="http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/sporno-gallery/cassell1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-3291994616942756550?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/3291994616942756550/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=3291994616942756550&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/3291994616942756550'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/3291994616942756550'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/11/quando-o-mundo-do-desporto-roca-o-porno.html' title='Quando o mundo do desporto roça o porno'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-5677730955345846279</id><published>2010-11-25T14:43:00.000Z</published><updated>2010-11-25T14:45:08.017Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bola'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Publicidade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><title type='text'>No mundo do desporto</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hJc_3fXivsY?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hJc_3fXivsY?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Se esta famosa estrela da NBA vos parecer algo distraído nesta entrevista ouçam até ao fim para perceber porquê...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-5677730955345846279?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/5677730955345846279/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=5677730955345846279&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/5677730955345846279'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/5677730955345846279'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/11/no-mundo-do-desporto.html' title='No mundo do desporto'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-2831409291548052565</id><published>2010-11-24T08:01:00.001Z</published><updated>2010-11-24T08:03:15.698Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Publicidade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>Afinal sempre era o decote a notícia</title><content type='html'>Como dá para ver quem percebe de noticias sou eu!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/v02IGu9CMgM?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/v02IGu9CMgM?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://jn.sapo.pt/PaginaInicial/Gente/Interior.aspx?content_id=1718453"&gt;Decote de Rita Pereira no centro das atenções.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-2831409291548052565?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/2831409291548052565/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=2831409291548052565&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/2831409291548052565'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/2831409291548052565'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/11/afinal-sempre-era-o-decote-noticia.html' title='Afinal sempre era o decote a notícia'/><author><name>nInja 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text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 124px;" src="http://jn.sapo.pt/storage/JN/2010/small/ng1384583.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Aqui está &lt;a href="http://jn.sapo.pt/PaginaInicial/Media/Interior.aspx?content_id=1718135"&gt;Portugal na boca do mundo&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/04yV721ayaefb/x350.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 254px; height: 350px;" src="http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/04yV721ayaefb/x350.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/107082914.jpg?v=1&amp;amp;c=NewsMaker&amp;amp;k=2&amp;amp;d=77BFBA49EF87892102A727B1636DE2E6C878D26FE6EA983540B58AA588328435C3E4D5E0620F0F39"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 358px; height: 481px;" src="http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/107082914.jpg?v=1&amp;amp;c=NewsMaker&amp;amp;k=2&amp;amp;d=77BFBA49EF87892102A727B1636DE2E6C878D26FE6EA983540B58AA588328435C3E4D5E0620F0F39" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Muita "pizza" se deve comer para chegar aqui...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vGmO2w5ikvo?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vGmO2w5ikvo?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-5721689202977615479?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' 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PUM!'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-5514255842617019736</id><published>2010-11-19T13:26:00.001Z</published><updated>2010-11-19T13:27:18.467Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>Segredo da Juventude?</title><content type='html'>Não é segredo para a juventude, mas será o segredo da juventude?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3I_PeLNzxNQ?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" 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&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;confident&lt;/span&gt;, they will say you are arrogant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you are &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;deliberate&lt;/span&gt;, they will say you are too sure of yourself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you have a &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;sense of purpose&lt;/span&gt;, they will say you are self-absorbed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;know who you are&lt;/span&gt;, they will ask, “Who are you, anyway?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you believe in &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;kindness and compassion&lt;/span&gt;, they will say you are naïve.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you are a &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;dreamer&lt;/span&gt;, they will say “join the real world.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you are a &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;rebel&lt;/span&gt;, they will try to shut you down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The instructions include:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; rein it in&lt;br /&gt; slow it down&lt;br /&gt; wait it out&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; pull it back&lt;br /&gt; take your time&lt;br /&gt; play it safe&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But you will know:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They are envious because they want what you have.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They are afraid of change even as they crave it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They are projecting their own regret into resentment of you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s not all bad news: some of them will sort themselves out and end up joining you. Because you are a good person and have had plenty of false starts of your own, you’ll understand and welcome them warmly. We’ve missed you! you’ll say. It’s about time you made it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As for the others, well, you will remember what Gandhi said:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.&lt;/span&gt;”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pjxxJNQ1afM/Sjp9g7fTn8I/AAAAAAAABDM/ZKAUXciYlaI/s400/DeserveVictoryChurchill.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 269px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pjxxJNQ1afM/Sjp9g7fTn8I/AAAAAAAABDM/ZKAUXciYlaI/s400/DeserveVictoryChurchill.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="entry-author-parent"&gt;by &lt;span class="entry-author-name"&gt;&lt;a href="http://chrisguillebeau.com/"&gt;Chris Guillebeau&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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Quando  chegou a casa, o gato já lá estava. Levou-o novamente, agora para mais longe. No regresso, encontrou o gato novamente em casa. Fez isso mais umas três vezes e o gato voltava sempre para casa. Furioso, pensou: «Vou lixar este gato!»&lt;br /&gt;Pôs-lhe uma venda nos olhos, amarrou-o, meteu-o num saco opaco e colocou-o na mala do carro.&lt;br /&gt;Subiu à serra mais distante, entrou e saiu de diversas estradinhas.&lt;br /&gt;Deu mil voltas ... e acabou por soltar o gato  no meio do mato.&lt;br /&gt;Passados umas horas, o alentejano liga para casa pelo telemóvel...&lt;br /&gt;- «Tá, Maria, o gato já chegou?»&lt;br /&gt;- «Sim...»&lt;br /&gt;- «Ainda bem, deixa-me falar com ele porque eu estou perdido...»&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-3586602476858772693?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/3586602476858772693/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=3586602476858772693&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/3586602476858772693'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/3586602476858772693'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/11/this-just-in-48.html' title='This just in (48)'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-4134318522316512584</id><published>2010-11-14T16:20:00.002Z</published><updated>2010-11-17T15:51:13.118Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>This just in (47)</title><content type='html'>Um grupo de 33 mineiros fica preso a 700 metros de profundidade nas&lt;br /&gt;minas de Aljustrel. GENIAL !!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1) Cria-se uma comissão para iniciar as tarefas de resgate, integrada&lt;br /&gt;por 20 membros do PS e 19 da oposição. Cada membro contará por sua vez&lt;br /&gt;com 5 assessores, dois secretários e um motorista. As tarefas demoram&lt;br /&gt;porque não se consegue quórum para reunir e logo não há acordo para&lt;br /&gt;designar o Presidente e os vogais da Comissão.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2) O Primeiro Ministro inteira-se desde logo da situação, e fala ao&lt;br /&gt;País, na RTP, afirmando que o acidente foi provocado pela crise&lt;br /&gt;internacional e pelo nervosismo dos mercados. Ao mesmo tempo, pergunta&lt;br /&gt;se não teriam encontrado no fundo da mina o seu certificado de&lt;br /&gt;habilitações como Engº Civil, já que ninguém o conseguiu ver até&lt;br /&gt;hoje...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3) Uma Informação prestada pelo Ministro Jorge Lacão assegura que a&lt;br /&gt;profundidade não é tanta, trata-se da imaginação da oposição para&lt;br /&gt;criticar o governo, uma vez que pelos cálculos governamentais são no&lt;br /&gt;máximo 200m.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4) Não há fundos para as tarefas de resgate pelo que será criada uma&lt;br /&gt;taxa específica para esta operação. Suspeita-se que a taxa seja&lt;br /&gt;cobrada nos próximos quinze anos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5) Para além desta taxa, solicita-se um fundo patriótico para o&lt;br /&gt;restante, proveniente do Fundo de Pensões das Companhias de&lt;br /&gt;Seguros.Para a boa gestão dos fundos e como o túnel é uma Obra Pública&lt;br /&gt;é nomeado Mário Lino.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6) OS EUA emprestam a grua de resgate, que desembarca em Vigo, devido&lt;br /&gt;às suas dimensões, mas esta não chega a entrar em Portugal porque, na&lt;br /&gt;fronteira, a SCUT está com barreiras de utentes em protesto pelo&lt;br /&gt;pagamento de portagens.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7) Uma vez libertada a grua pelo Corpo de Intervenção da PSP, a&lt;br /&gt;alfândega dá logo ao fim de 120 dias a autorização para a importação&lt;br /&gt;da grua mediante o pagamento prévio de umas caixas de robalo ao Dr.&lt;br /&gt;Armando Vara, nomeado pelo Governo como Presidente da Fundação para o&lt;br /&gt;Auxílio aos Mineiros.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8) A grua não pode chegar à mina porque o condutor pertence ao&lt;br /&gt;sindicato dos operadores portuários e a grua tendo 4 rodas deve ser&lt;br /&gt;conduzida por um motorista de pesados e sob a supervisão dos&lt;br /&gt;inspectores do Instituto da Mobilidade e dos Transportes Terrestres&lt;br /&gt;(IMTT). No entanto, como este Instituto está em reestruturação, não&lt;br /&gt;pode nomear os inspectores pois ainda não fazem parte do seu quadro.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9) Entretanto, o Prós e Contras da RTP dá instruções para trazerem um&lt;br /&gt;mineiro para o programa, mas a TVI oferece mais para o ter na Casa dos&lt;br /&gt;Segredos. Em consequência, gera-se um grande problema entre a Prisa, o&lt;br /&gt;Governo e a PT.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10) Finalmente consegue-se fazer chegar uma mini câmara de TV ao fundo&lt;br /&gt;da mina mas não se consegue ver os mineiros. A Câmara só transmite&lt;br /&gt;Manuel Luís Goucha e Futebol.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11) A grua consegue chegar ao fim de mais dois meses à mina porque a&lt;br /&gt;IMTT teve de solicitar vários pareceres externos para definir o&lt;br /&gt;procedimento de atribuição da matrícula para a grua poder circular. A&lt;br /&gt;GNR-BT tinha-a apreendido por circular sem a documentação necessária&lt;br /&gt;mas, entretanto, o Governo interpôs uma providência cautelar para&lt;br /&gt;libertar a grua em tempo útil.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12) Jerónimo de Sousa anuncia que os mineiros pertencem ao PCP e por&lt;br /&gt;isso o governo está a protelar o seu salvamento para não participarem&lt;br /&gt;nas eleições para a Presidência da República.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13) O Bloco de Esquerda repudia a grua por ser de fabrico americano&lt;br /&gt;não se podendo tolerar a sua utilização enquanto continuar o massacre&lt;br /&gt;americano em Bagdad e Kabul.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14) Finalmente chega a Grua e começa a fazer descer a cápsula mas o&lt;br /&gt;cabo parte-se. O DIAP investiga irregularidades na compra do material&lt;br /&gt;mas não consegue ouvir os responsáveis. O Tribunal de Contas descobre&lt;br /&gt;que se comprou o cabo de pior qualidade mas que se pagou o preço dum&lt;br /&gt;modelo revestido a ouro. O dossier chega ao PGR que ordena o urgente&lt;br /&gt;arquivamento de todo o processo. O Conselho de Magistratura pede a&lt;br /&gt;revisão do arquivamento para o Supremo Tribunal solicitando a&lt;br /&gt;destituição do Ministro da Justiça.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15) Chega uma ordem para que se detenha o resgate até que cheguem ao&lt;br /&gt;local os gorros e casacos que os mineiros terão de vestir antes de&lt;br /&gt;chegar à superfície. Tem escrito a legenda: "Viva José Sócrates!".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16) Finalmente ao fim de dois anos e meio resgata-se o primeiro&lt;br /&gt;mineiro. Surpresa mundial: era o único que ia trabalhar, os restantes&lt;br /&gt;32 eram beneficiários do RSI e tinham ido à mina para justificar o seu&lt;br /&gt;recebimento.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17) O mineiro resgatado lê o jornal com as notícias sobre o OE e no&lt;br /&gt;final pede que o devolvam aos 700 metros de profundidade. Afirma que a&lt;br /&gt;vida lá em baixo é bastante mais tranquila.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-4134318522316512584?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/4134318522316512584/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=4134318522316512584&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/4134318522316512584'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/4134318522316512584'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/11/this-just-in-47.html' title='This just in (47)'/><author><name>nInja 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que era ter uns tin-tins a pesar 10 kg?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-3577677947886326317?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/3577677947886326317/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=3577677947886326317&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/3577677947886326317'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/3577677947886326317'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/11/curiosidades-animais-01.html' title='Curiosidades animais (01)'/><author><name>nInja 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The farmer goes, 'I could put you up for one night, but you'll have to stay in the barn.' So he spends the night there and the next morning the farmer comes in, he goes, 'Were you comfortable?' He goes, 'I had a great time; I talked to all the animals.' He goes, 'You talked to the animals?' He goes, 'Yeah I spoke to the chickens, they say you collect the eggs every morning exactly at five minutes after six.' He goes, 'That's exactly right.' He says, 'The horse tells me his name is Otis, you've owned him for 10 years.' He goes, 'That's incredible.' And he goes, 'I spoke to the cow, the cow says that her name is Elsie and you milk her every morning at exactly 8:30. And then I spoke to the sheep.' And the farmer goes, 'Those sheep are lying.'"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-6560145205569088934?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/6560145205569088934/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=6560145205569088934&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/6560145205569088934'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/6560145205569088934'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/11/this-just-in-46.html' title='This just in (46)'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-4607130769115809117</id><published>2010-11-09T15:45:00.000Z</published><updated>2010-11-09T15:45:00.465Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>This just in (45)</title><content type='html'>Donnell Rawlings: Friends With Cool Jobs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Comedy's a tough job, man. I've got friends who got cool jobs. One of my friends, he's a porno star. Guess how he got discovered? This girl sat on his lap, and she was like, 'Ooh, you should do porno!' Same girl sat on my lap and was like, 'Ooh, you should tell jokes!'"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-4607130769115809117?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/4607130769115809117/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=4607130769115809117&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/4607130769115809117'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/4607130769115809117'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/11/this-just-in-45.html' title='This just in (45)'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-5718009358656227264</id><published>2010-11-08T14:17:00.000Z</published><updated>2010-11-08T14:18:23.057Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>The Oatmeal</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/oatmeal_day/holy_shit.png"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; 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Sim, o implante de silicone tem os seus dias contados. Basicamente as mulheres, ou os ladie-boys ou quem quer que seja, vão poder retirar gordura do seu próprio corpo e injectar essa gordura onde acha que lhe dá mais jeito. 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Algum &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;génio&lt;/span&gt; resolveu levar um crocodilo na sua mala de porão num voo no Congo. O crocodilo soltou-se do saco, assustou a malta toda que fugiu para o cockpit e atrapalhou de tal forma o piloto que se espetaram. O crocodilo e um humano sobreviveram ao desastre, mas o crocodilo foi morto pouco depois com uma catana. [&lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39781214/"&gt;MSNBC&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-4774013801038004314?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/4774013801038004314/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=4774013801038004314&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/4774013801038004314'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/4774013801038004314'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/10/crocodilo-manda-abaixo-aviao.html' title='Crocodilo manda abaixo avião'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-4621347337067457289</id><published>2010-10-24T12:09:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2010-10-24T12:09:00.179+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Publicidade'/><title type='text'>Heroi da Fisica</title><content type='html'>Um engenheiro, que está empregado na Boeing a trabalhar no projecto do caça F22, estava a conduzir para o estádio onde tencionava assistir ao jogo dos Mariners quando reparou numa pick-up descontrolada e resolveu embater nela. Esta história assim parece de malucos. Quando confrontado com a razão porque o fez, o engenheiro respondeu que não houve tempo para ir a votos, sim o carro dele estava lotado, e resolveu manter a sua velocidade e trajectória do seu veiculo de forma a deixar a pick-up embater por trás do seu carro para a tentarem desacelerar em conjunto. Desta forma ajudaria a pick-up desgovernada a travar. Pura física portanto. O condutor tinha tido um ataque cardíaco e perdeu os sentidos ao volante numa auto estrada.&lt;br /&gt;Aqui estão eles juntos no jantar de agradecimento do acidente. [&lt;a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2013215629_hero21m.html"&gt;SeattleTimes&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2013215629_hero21m.html"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 296px; height: 210px;" src="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2010/10/20/2013215183.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-4621347337067457289?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/4621347337067457289/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=4621347337067457289&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/4621347337067457289'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/4621347337067457289'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/10/heroi-da-fisica.html' title='Heroi da Fisica'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-2715801777711780863</id><published>2010-10-23T11:53:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2010-10-23T11:53:00.847+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>O que diz a tua foto de perfil no Facebook</title><content type='html'>Os tipos do Gawker.com resolveram fazer &lt;a href="http://gawker.com/5669005/what-your-facebook-profile-photo-says-about-you"&gt;uma análise ao pormenor ao tipo de fotografia dos perfis&lt;/a&gt; que os utilizadores do Facebook têm.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-2715801777711780863?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/2715801777711780863/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=2715801777711780863&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/2715801777711780863'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/2715801777711780863'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/10/o-que-diz-tua-foto-de-perfil-no.html' title='O que diz a tua foto de perfil no Facebook'/><author><name>nInja 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value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PpY9oaCeaQ4?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PpY9oaCeaQ4?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;«Há sim!»&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ninja total: «Damn it!»&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-39843835716708209?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/39843835716708209/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=39843835716708209&amp;isPopup=true' 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scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>Expectativas</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.wulffmorgenthaler.com/striphandler.ashx?stripid=b78fdd03-865c-47dc-a645-48839a24ba03"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 411px; height: 140px;" src="http://www.wulffmorgenthaler.com/striphandler.ashx?stripid=b78fdd03-865c-47dc-a645-48839a24ba03" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Algumas expectativas são complicadas de gerir...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-6557445720179874928?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-7596886783203198210</id><published>2010-10-19T07:21:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2010-10-19T07:21:00.801+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>Partida, Largada...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/9/10/77271b1d-7656-4f47-b218-183d079e382a.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/9/10/77271b1d-7656-4f47-b218-183d079e382a.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Trombada!?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-7596886783203198210?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/7596886783203198210/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=7596886783203198210&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/7596886783203198210'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/7596886783203198210'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/10/partida-largada.html' title='Partida, Largada...'/><author><name>nInja 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/&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WlBiLNN1NhQ?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WlBiLNN1NhQ?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;É como diz o outro: quando a morte* te sorri a única coisa que podes fazer é sorrir de volta...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* como com qualquer outra adversidade que não possa ser evitada.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-5196351984596704333?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src="http://www.wulffmorgenthaler.com/striphandler.ashx?stripid=3b732e02-3657-4ef6-a28a-2ff94f44bea5" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Às vezes pode é demorar tempo demais.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O que falta nesta vida é explorar mais um pouco...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-1552437160785875498?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/1552437160785875498/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=1552437160785875498&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/1552437160785875498'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/1552437160785875498'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/10/quem-espera-sempre-alcanca.html' title='Quem espera sempre alcança'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-6767235082470647744</id><published>2010-10-16T12:58:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2010-10-16T12:58:00.515+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>Deus prefere os Ateus</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://sirmitchell.tumblr.com/photo/1280/1301986330/1/tumblr_la7bq1wLMm1qzlfum"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 457px; height: 159px;" src="http://sirmitchell.tumblr.com/photo/1280/1301986330/1/tumblr_la7bq1wLMm1qzlfum" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Claramente é malta que não O incomoda tanto...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-6767235082470647744?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/6767235082470647744/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=6767235082470647744&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' 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- Watch more &lt;a href="http://www.break.com" target="_blank"&gt;Funny  Videos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-8676842833465622058?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/8676842833465622058/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=8676842833465622058&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/8676842833465622058'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/8676842833465622058'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/10/going-to-hell-3.html' title='going to hell (3)'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-4143932773235979390</id><published>2010-10-07T15:59:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2010-10-07T15:59:00.722+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><title type='text'>malandrices</title><content type='html'>Funcionários de aeroportos andam a utilizar os &lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/5650593/some-airport-employees-are-using-body-scanners-as-personal-nudie+vision-goggles?cf0A61FDD2=7E3FF30BC%21R01PRkZcbGVuY2FzdGE6YWNjZXNzX2NvbnRyb2w6Z/M5iEAmKtYuIXXjwsxqZw=="&gt;full body scanners como os óculos raio-x&lt;/a&gt; que todos gostaríamos de ter tido em adolescentes... Adolescentes? Que todos gostaríamos de ter hoje!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Supostamente as caras dos passageiros submetidos ao full body scanner são desfocadas com um software para salvaguardar a privacidade dos passageiros. A partir do momento em que o funcionário sai do seu gabinete de trabalho para vir ver a quem pertence o corpo que ele viu essa privacidade é violada...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-4143932773235979390?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/4143932773235979390/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=4143932773235979390&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/4143932773235979390'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/4143932773235979390'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/10/malandrices.html' title='malandrices'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-6596250011225879307</id><published>2010-10-06T21:27:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2010-10-06T21:27:00.343+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>Novas estratégias da crise...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.wulffmorgenthaler.com/striphandler.ashx?stripid=56a1eb12-bd6d-4732-be9f-f9b43d262392"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 510px; height: 176px;" src="http://www.wulffmorgenthaler.com/striphandler.ashx?stripid=56a1eb12-bd6d-4732-be9f-f9b43d262392" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-6596250011225879307?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/6596250011225879307/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=6596250011225879307&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/6596250011225879307'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/6596250011225879307'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/10/novas-estrategias-da-crise.html' title='Novas estratégias da crise...'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-1228946448685558258</id><published>2010-10-05T20:31:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2010-10-05T20:31:00.330+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>going to hell (2)</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;Who wants an anagram?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pope Benedict = Epic Bent Pedo&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-1228946448685558258?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/1228946448685558258/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=1228946448685558258&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/1228946448685558258'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/1228946448685558258'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/10/going-to-hell-2.html' title='going to hell (2)'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-2589529535106494285</id><published>2010-10-04T20:34:00.003+01:00</published><updated>2010-10-04T20:34:00.310+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Publicidade'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><title type='text'>O que o homem inventa...</title><content type='html'>No site da CNN reposta um estudo onde parece mostrar que o &lt;a href="http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;fellacio&lt;/span&gt; reduz a probabilidade de apanhar cancro da mama&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E isto parece não ser assim do pé para a mão. Uma das pesquisadoras envolvidas no estudo diz:&lt;br /&gt;"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I  encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of  their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers  at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to  fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-2589529535106494285?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/2589529535106494285/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=2589529535106494285&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/2589529535106494285'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/2589529535106494285'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/10/o-que-o-homem-inventa.html' title='O que o homem inventa...'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-1544397382202909644</id><published>2010-10-03T22:16:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2010-10-03T22:16:00.264+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>O Mal é muito matreiro...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9boxudfks1qzlfumo1_500.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 484px; height: 361px;" src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9boxudfks1qzlfumo1_500.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-1544397382202909644?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/1544397382202909644/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=1544397382202909644&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/1544397382202909644'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/1544397382202909644'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/10/o-mal-e-muito-matreiro.html' title='O Mal é muito matreiro...'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-1931701566528931761</id><published>2010-10-02T20:30:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2010-10-02T20:30:00.156+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>going to hell (1)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/begin2.png"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 424px; height: 160px;" src="http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/begin2.png" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-1931701566528931761?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/1931701566528931761/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=1931701566528931761&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/1931701566528931761'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/1931701566528931761'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/10/going-to-hell-1.html' title='going to hell (1)'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-4670433569229037361</id><published>2010-10-01T08:49:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2010-10-01T08:49:01.001+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Publicidade'/><title type='text'>Papa Concursos Strike back.</title><content type='html'>Desde dia &lt;a href="http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2006/02/el-papa-concursos.html"&gt;10 de Fevereiro de 2006&lt;/a&gt; que não relato sobre os concursos que me tenho inscrito e ganho neste blog. Evitando querer parecer convencido, nem me tenho lembrado de escrever sobre isso porque tem sido cada vez mais normal ganhar algo no Verão. Aqui está uma curta actualização dos concursos que ganhei com ajuda da minha cara metade. Aliás, o mérito é mais dela porque ela é quem descobre os concursos, "cozinhamos" umas ideias juntos e costuma dar resultado.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ao longo dos últimos 4 anos já ganhamos:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;uma maquina fotográfica HP com a &lt;a href="http://dn.sapo.pt/2005/11/10/media/revista_grazia_chega_a_portugal_jane.html"&gt;Grazia&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;4 MP3 Players da Sony e mais outros brindes com a &lt;a href="http://www.cocacola.pt/"&gt;Coca-Cola&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;um telemóvel Nokia e um vale de 100€ do Froiz com o &lt;a href="http://www.mundicenter.pt/actividade/campus.aspx"&gt;Campus S.João&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://view.break.com/600783"&gt;um vídeo no Break.com&lt;/a&gt; que rendeu $400 no PayPal&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;E mais outros prémios que me estou a esquecer...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Este Verão superou tudo. Ganhamos o 1º prémio num concurso de  fotografia... uma viagem para duas pessoas! E não é que ela ganhou o 3º prémio? Um conjunto de malas! Até parece injusto...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-4670433569229037361?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/4670433569229037361/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=4670433569229037361&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/4670433569229037361'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/4670433569229037361'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/10/papa-concursos-strike-back.html' title='Papa Concursos Strike back.'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-9064622806927559857</id><published>2010-09-30T14:00:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2010-09-30T14:00:01.312+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>This just in (44)</title><content type='html'>Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.&lt;br /&gt;Her daughter immediately replied, "Mum I have someone for you to meet."&lt;br /&gt;Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Paris...&lt;br /&gt;Their first night there, she undressed as he did, there she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.&lt;br /&gt;Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"&lt;br /&gt;She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning."&lt;br /&gt;He knew he was not getting lucky that night.&lt;br /&gt;The following night was the same - she stood there wearing the black panties and he was in his birthday suit - but now he was wearing a black condom ..&lt;br /&gt;She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"&lt;br /&gt;He replied, "I Want to offer my deepest condolences."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-9064622806927559857?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/9064622806927559857/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=9064622806927559857&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/9064622806927559857'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/9064622806927559857'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/09/this-just-in-44.html' title='This just in (44)'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-6551650211673772932</id><published>2010-09-29T15:36:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2010-09-29T21:07:34.214+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>Soutien que pode salvar vidas</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/26758401/300.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 169px;" src="http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/26758401/300.JPG" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Saiu para o mercado que se transforma numa mascara de gás. Sim, é verdade aqui está o &lt;a href="http://ebbra.com/"&gt;Emergency BRA da EBBRA&lt;/a&gt;. O sossego de estar prevenida para uma manifestação onde lancem gás pimenta custa cerca de $30 USD.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-6551650211673772932?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/6551650211673772932/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=6551650211673772932&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/6551650211673772932'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/6551650211673772932'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/09/soutien-que-pode-salvar-vidas.html' title='Soutien que pode salvar vidas'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-968040670339111672</id><published>2010-09-28T14:59:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2010-09-28T14:59:00.629+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><title type='text'>O melhor truque de skate de sempre</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i.imgur.com/UZ4r7.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 280px; height: 213px;" src="http://i.imgur.com/UZ4r7.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-968040670339111672?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/968040670339111672/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=968040670339111672&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/968040670339111672'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/968040670339111672'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/09/o-melhor-truque-de-skate-de-sempre.html' title='O melhor truque de skate de sempre'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-8010142911326750116</id><published>2010-09-27T14:58:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2010-09-27T14:58:00.297+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>Zombie humor</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8v3plmmAK1qaaowno1_500.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 407px; height: 305px;" src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8v3plmmAK1qaaowno1_500.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-8010142911326750116?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/8010142911326750116/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=8010142911326750116&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/8010142911326750116'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/8010142911326750116'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/09/zombie-humor.html' title='Zombie humor'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-7821395519361260595</id><published>2010-09-26T14:54:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2010-09-26T14:54:00.384+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l94ej0Kq8d1qzlfumo1_500.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 414px; height: 385px;" src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l94ej0Kq8d1qzlfumo1_500.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Pretty sure this should have ripped a hole in the space time continuum. Too much awesome in one place. [&lt;a href="http://sirmitchell.tumblr.com"&gt;Mike Mitchell&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-7821395519361260595?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/7821395519361260595/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=7821395519361260595&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/7821395519361260595'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/7821395519361260595'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/09/pretty-sure-this-should-have-ripped.html' title=''/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-5520942442421695348</id><published>2010-09-25T15:19:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2010-09-25T15:20:19.329+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Publicidade'/><title type='text'>Tradição que se mantém</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://static.publico.clix.pt/docs/portugal/sbartolomeumar2010/"&gt;São Bartolomeu do Mar, Esposende&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-5520942442421695348?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/5520942442421695348/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=5520942442421695348&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/5520942442421695348'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/5520942442421695348'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/09/tradicao-que-se-mantem.html' title='Tradição que se mantém'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-1801222421409202104</id><published>2010-09-24T17:35:00.005+01:00</published><updated>2010-09-24T18:18:46.852+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>Duhhhh</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/twilight2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 231px;" src="http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/twilight2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Dear Twilight Fans,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;Logic&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-1801222421409202104?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/1801222421409202104/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=1801222421409202104&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/1801222421409202104'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/1801222421409202104'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/09/logico.html' title='Duhhhh'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-5696894632286545900</id><published>2010-09-22T23:49:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2010-09-22T23:52:26.057+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><title type='text'>Yucka!</title><content type='html'>Aqui vos deixo &lt;a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8015180/MI6-used-bodily-fluids-as-invisible-ink.html"&gt;um artigo&lt;/a&gt; que menciona que os serviços de inteligência britânica MI6 usavam sémen para mensagens secretas na altura da primeira guerra. Quem foi o brilhante autor desta ideia com "tinta invisível"? Mansfield Cumming. Brilhante!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-5696894632286545900?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/5696894632286545900/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=5696894632286545900&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/5696894632286545900'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/5696894632286545900'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/09/yucka.html' title='Yucka!'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-3523049103904906686</id><published>2010-09-15T11:16:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2010-09-15T11:16:00.199+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bola'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>O mundo da bola é estranho...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://a.imageshack.us/img13/7274/33502422418523121885642.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 451px; height: 310px;" src="http://a.imageshack.us/img13/7274/33502422418523121885642.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-3523049103904906686?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/3523049103904906686/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=3523049103904906686&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/3523049103904906686'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/3523049103904906686'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/09/o-mundo-da-bola-e-estranho.html' title='O mundo da bola é estranho...'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-7611811163337886189</id><published>2010-09-14T11:13:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2010-09-14T11:15:18.071+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>E tu és parecido com quem?</title><content type='html'>Noutro dia fui jogar futebol com o meu irmão mais novo e os amigos dele estavam a dizer que somos muito parecidos. Fizeram-me lembrar este cartoon:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://a.imageshack.us/img828/4781/4b306274.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 429px; height: 310px;" src="http://a.imageshack.us/img828/4781/4b306274.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-7611811163337886189?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/7611811163337886189/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=7611811163337886189&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/7611811163337886189'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/7611811163337886189'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/09/e-tu-es-parecido-com-quem.html' title='E tu és parecido com quem?'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-1673822795088974243</id><published>2010-09-07T19:58:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2010-09-07T19:58:00.563+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>mensagem especial</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L1xAODswyf8?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L1xAODswyf8?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=pt_PT" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-1673822795088974243?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/1673822795088974243/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=1673822795088974243&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/1673822795088974243'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/1673822795088974243'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/09/mensagem-especial.html' title='mensagem especial'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-1647374025978714082</id><published>2010-09-06T10:29:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2010-09-06T10:31:09.593+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>Pais com pinta</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/keepfam1.png"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 485px; height: 262px;" src="http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/keepfam1.png" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;É bom de ver que há pais que ainda conseguem ser mais espertos que os filhos.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-1647374025978714082?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/1647374025978714082/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=1647374025978714082&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/1647374025978714082'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/1647374025978714082'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/09/pais-com-pinta.html' title='Pais com pinta'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-2748674348985396479</id><published>2010-08-23T18:57:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2010-08-23T18:57:59.446+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Gente estupida'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor Parvo'/><title type='text'>This just in (43)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/typefri2.png"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 476px; height: 114px;" src="http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/typefri2.png" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-2748674348985396479?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/2748674348985396479/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=2748674348985396479&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/2748674348985396479'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/2748674348985396479'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/08/this-just-in-43.html' title='This just in (43)'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7296220.post-9061454505577934435</id><published>2010-08-21T16:50:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2010-08-21T19:36:26.546+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Serio'/><title type='text'>citação do dia (21)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cdn.innovatus.com.sg/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/big_fish_small_fish.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 380px; height: 237px;" src="http://cdn.innovatus.com.sg/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/big_fish_small_fish.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Robert Anton Wilson: “You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.”&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7296220-9061454505577934435?l=docamandro.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/feeds/9061454505577934435/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7296220&amp;postID=9061454505577934435&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/9061454505577934435'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7296220/posts/default/9061454505577934435'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://docamandro.blogspot.com/2010/08/citacao-do-dia-21.html' title='citação do dia (21)'/><author><name>nInja TOtaL</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15852515926858584687</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/__8OKPo0JfLA/SGuxy6ac5UI/AAAAAAAAAbg/cfjvvdDpAP0/s1600-R/ninjatotal.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
